Of course, FTAs are about much more than trade, as this spoof on the "Greater Middle East" — an invention of George Bush, which almost coincides with his proposed Middle East FTA — suggests. (Excuse me sir, I’m looking for the Greater Middle East? You take Democracy Avenue, then Free Elections Street, cross Women’s Emancipation Square, go down Educational Reform Boulevard, and then take Private Initiative Boulevard. After that, it’s to your right! Just behind the Palestinian Dead End.")